the only time i would ever vote republican..

ok, so that will probably never happen.

But this morning I was browsing the Huffington Post and came across this stupid poll about who the hottest new freshman in Congress.

and then I saw him.

Aaron Schock. 27 years old. Newly elected Congressman from IL.

So yes, I probably wouldn't ever vote for a republican but that doesn't mean that I wouldn't have sex with one.

I am sure I already have at some point.

Aaron, I will be waiting for you in the bathroom stall of an airport where I am sure you will be found with every other republican senator/congressman/man.

Oh the campaigns are over....

Barack Obama is our new President! woo!

I will be posting about my experience while in Washington, DC for the inauguration with pictures very soon - I promise.

But in the meantime, Here is what I will miss about the political campaigns of 2008.
( insert sarcasm - and yes, i LOVE hillary but the video below is probably why she lost to Obama )

bye bye Bush!

Yeah, So I decide for some strange reason that only the wine can tell you - to watch President's final farewell blah blah yadda ya on CNN.

The first thing I want to do when I hear it is vomit. ( shutup, I did not have that much to drink ) but you know why I want to vomit. Because every time this man opens his mouth i hear.

WAR, DEATH, LIES, NUCLEAR, IRAQ, BULLSHIT.

The second thing I think to do when I hear his voice is to do this:

As the World ( does after gay sex scene ) Turns

Well, us - the gays - might not be able to get married yet but at least we are advancing on soap opera's!

As the World Turns aired the 1st "after gay sex " scene ever on a soap opera yesterday.

What does this mean exactly? Who knows?

Well, to one youtube commenter it means this:
"im also glad that they are masculine, because it shows that any man can be gay. Lets people see that you don't have to be a feminine man to be gay, you can be a masculine one too, it gets rid of stereotyping."

So again, what does this mean? Who knows?

so i get this present...

So, Here I am about to go to bed and my roommate comes in.

We say Hi - and he hands me this book.

I throw it at him.

golden globes: Britney's new single & Jolie's snub.

GOLDEN GLOBES 2009!!!

Although it was pretty much an uneventful night except for Drew Barrymore's wreck of hair, watching the Globes with friends was enjoyable tribute to the cinema.

I only have 2 things to say about tonight:

I saw Slumdog Millionaire twice this weekend. IT IS AMAZING. Get your ass off the computer and go see it. I love the score from this movie.

After seeing the movie twice and watching it win everything at the Globes, I have decided this - since Britney is back she needs to take a song from the film's ending credits and do it.

Jai Ho. Can't you just imagine her breaking this dance down?

watch.



And the other thing -

I really wanted Anne Hathaway to win for Rachel getting married but I am not upset that Kate Winslet won for Revolutionary Road ( i saw the movie and loved it, most didn't ) but Kate has been nominated ( 5 Oscars )for a shit ton of stuff and just doesn't win.

Anyway, She won two awards tonight. Best actress AND Best supporting actress. Go Kate. Watch her acceptance speech below for Best actress and watch her snub the snob that is - Angelina Jolie. LOVE IT. This is also a very adorable and honest acceptance speech from Winslet. I heart her.

Bill Clinton: " I love this rug!"

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Me : 20 years ago.

ok. So no, this really isn't me BUT if Britney was around when I was this kid's age and youtube existed. THIS WOULD BE ME!

Watch the entire clip.

Thanks LD!

" I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"

Happy New Year!!

I just rolled out of bed and I am happy to report that I don't feel like a truck hit me on the 1st day of 2009.

I am going to share my thoughts on the past year when I get sit down and put those thoughts in order.. BUT in the meantime.

Kathy Griffin co-hosted CNN's New Year's Eve special last night with Anderson Cooper.

In the clip below they are bantering back and forth and is it me or does Mr. Cooper let his real self come out for a few seconds.

He calls Kathy , "Honey," which I swore could have been followed by a couple finger snaps in the air.

and then watch/listen what Kathy tells Andy boy once the video cuts to a commercial and the audio is still on.

Priceless.