go away Mike Huckabee

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Mike Huckabee Pt. 2

Barack Obama Interview
John McCain Interview

Sarah Palin Video
Funny Election Video

I love Jon Stewart.

Last night , Mike Fuckabee was on his show talking about his new load of dog shit book.

A lot of you have just recently had to stomach the douchebag that is Mike Huckabee, but my ass has had to put up with his shit most of my life.

Fuckabee was Governor of Arkansas most of the time that I grew up there. I had friends who was friends with his children. I would go to Speech and Debate tournaments and see Sarah all the time. My high school would kick the shit out of her high school ( anyway this isn't the point of this post )

Fuckabee is a former Baptist Minister who of course is against us HORRIBLE, SINFUL GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL - GAYS.

a few of my favorite spots in the clip above:

1:10 mark - "30 states had Mike Huckabee on the ballot and they chose John McCain"

SNAP!

3:40 mark: "Religion is far more of a choice than Homosexuality."
"At what age did you chose NOT to be gay?"

DOUBLE SNAP!!!

When will this man ever go away?!

Mom, can you hand me a towel?!

Seriously. I just almost died.

Here I am trying to wind down from a long day surfing the internets and I decide to read my favorite blog dlisted.

We have all seen the "Put a ring on it" video's on YouTube - Now I guess it's time for the Britney video's of her new song - Circus.

Watch the clip above.

BUT WAIT -

This best part of this shit is at the very end - starting at the 3:20 mark.

YOU WILL DIE. Not only has his mom been watching the entire time but she HANDS ME A DAMN TOWEL TO DRY OFF.

You can't hear any sound but I can imagine it went like this:

Mom:( during his dancing ) Come on, Scotty! 5,6,7,8!

and then when he is done

Scotty: Mom!!! I hope your voice wasn't heard on the video! Can you hand me a towel? I am like soaking wet and I can't get out of the shower!

this is like a motherfuckin' CIRCUS!

* look, yes I am a bit jealous of this kid. I wish I could still dance in a shower like that and it be ok. If YouTube was around when I was 18. GOD HELP US ALL! *

those pesky facebook pictures

They say that Obama's administration will be the most vetted one yet..

And we all know how important it is to do that.. ( coughs - Sarah Palin )

So what do you do when your 27 year old chief speech writer has a little controversial fun and the pictures show up on...facebook.

That's what happened today.

The young man responsible for all those inspirational speeches during the campaign and the mind of the ones to come, Jon Favreau was almost in some trouble today.

Yes, the picture of above is him on the left. And Yes, that is a cut out of the future Secretary of State - Hillary Clinton. And Yes, that is his hand on her breast -ish

The picture showed up on facebook today and was quickly taken down along with all other pictures of Jon except for one face pic on his profile.

I was wondering how he was going to answer the following -

"Question No. 58 in the transition team vetting document for the Obama White House asks that applicants: "Please provide the URL address of any websites that feature you in either a personal or professional capacity (e.g. Facebook, My Space, etc.)"

Question No. 63 asks that applicants "please provide any other information ... that could ... be a possible source of embarrassment to you, your family, or the President-Elect."

You can read the article on the Washington Post