uh oh oh oh whoa uh oh oh oh oh...
I have never really been a fan of Ms. Beyonce Knowles. I never really thought she ever had any originality. more of a product.
But then this bitch releases her I am..Sascha Fierce CD. I loved it.
( mainly because she calls herself Sascha Fierce )
I am sure everyone has seen the ton of Single Ladies parodies out. From little Twink, Shane Mercado , that big guy in the spandex leotard.
But then yesterday I found something VERY interesting.
yup. that bitch stole that dance from Fosse.
Really?
I guess if you want to keep things from Beyonce..
you better put a COPYRIGHT on it.
Friday, November 28, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
my roommate is growing..a pineapple
So, I come home from work yesterday and I notice something strange on the table in the living room.
I cautiously approach the "thing" on the table.
I turn on more lights.
I stand looking down over the table. I say to myself -
"What the fuck is that?"
THAT is a fucking pineapple top. THAT is sitting in a glass of water.
I knew who would do something like this..
My roommate and long time girlfriend, Matthew. ( who, obviously, is the most random person I know )
Matthew explains to me that yes, he is growing a pineapple.
I couldn't stop laughing --
still can't.
Anyway, google tells me that it will take him 2-3 years to do this -- if bugs or mites don't get a hold of it first.
OK, now that is where I draw the damn line. I will not have bugs and mites in my apartment.
That shit needs to go...out the window.
ps. that shit already looks sick.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Forever in History..I shall be.
I am sure you have heard me talk on and on about the time I was behind Hillary Clinton during her "almost concession " speech.
Even Jimmy Kimmel talked about me on his show.
30 second mark.
ANYWAY,
A friend sent me a messege on facebook the other night saying they saw me on CNN. With all the talk about Hil being Secretary of State they are playing old clips.
and tonight, I am watching CNN and I see myself. again. Watch below.
And here is the shirt I wore that night. I should frame this damn thing and donate the shit to the Smithsonian. It could be on display next to Judy Garland's shoes from The Wizard of Oz.
Even Jimmy Kimmel talked about me on his show.
30 second mark.
ANYWAY,
A friend sent me a messege on facebook the other night saying they saw me on CNN. With all the talk about Hil being Secretary of State they are playing old clips.
and tonight, I am watching CNN and I see myself. again. Watch below.
And here is the shirt I wore that night. I should frame this damn thing and donate the shit to the Smithsonian. It could be on display next to Judy Garland's shoes from The Wizard of Oz.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
gays are demons. duh.
So there is this article on facebook that a friend posted.
( rant is posted at the bottom)
Basically, its against gay marriage and the fact that we shouldn't be angry because I don't have full civil rights.
So this person then wrote this on the comment:
"As an aside, homosexuality is demonic. It is a result of a demon spirit, and instead of hanging out with homosexual, we should be casting the devil out. I pray that we get a clue and start seeking the Lord until we can walk up to homosexuals and set them free. Arguing with them is stupid."
HAHAHA. REALLY? Well, it looks like I am possessed and a demon.
Demons are HOT.
Take a look at Days of our lives back in 1996 when Marlena ( who was just fired ) had a demon in her.
If me being a demon means that I can get my voice that low then I'm down!
and can you imagine me with those eyes? With my blond hair and those eyes I would be killer!
I read a very disturbing blog entry this morning here, and decided to post the eyewitness account of one of the members of the Christian prayer group that was assaulted and molested by a Sodom-like mob of homosexuals in San Francisco.
We wanted to write you and fill you guys in on what happened to our team here in San Francisco last night. This is what happened from Daniel's point of view and gives a pretty good overview of the night.
I went to the Castro (the homosexual district of San Francisco) with JHOPSF (I have been with the Justice House of Prayer San Francisco since April 2008.) like we usually do on Friday nights. Normally, we sit on 18th and Castro, and someone plays the guitar, and we all worship God. Often times people will be drawn to us, even if only for curiosity of what we're doing, so we get to talk to them, and tell them about the Love of Jesus Christ. On rare occasions, when the Holy Spirit clearly guides one of us (Usually a leader, probably Roger), one person will open-air preach for a little bit.
Sometimes a person will yell at us, or maybe a few. Sometimes people will ignore us. Sometimes people will let us pray with them. We get different responses from different people each time, but the Lord always meets us there.
This time was not a normal night. It was the first time we'd been back in the Castro to do our normal outreach since California Proposition 8, which defined marriage as "one man with one woman" was passed. Apparently, previously, someone at a no on 8 rally singled out Promised Land Fellowship (The church that we attend), and specifically the team they send out to the Castro on Friday nights (Us) as being affiliated with the yes on 8 campaign (Which is partially true. All the individuals involved with the Castro Outreach were involved with the yes on 8 campaign, but mostly in prayer. However, the Castro Outreach isn't about Gay marriage, or politics - it's about Jesus Christ.).
We played the guitar and sang together and worshiped the Lord. Nobody preached. Nobody even really talked to anyone except for a little bit near the beginning. After just singing and worshiping God for a while, Roger decided that we should all hold hands in a circle and continue singing. So we did.
Someone (Actually a person who came up and hugged and kissed some of us who he knew from the past and was asking us how we were doing) convinced some people that we were there to protest against the no on 8 campaign. Then some guy who was dressed up like one of the sisters (The sisters of perpetual indulgence is a group of men who dress up in drag like nuns and call themselves the spiritual authority of the Castro.) took a curtain-type thing (Which I think they use to curse people) and wrapped it around us.
Then a crowd started gathering. We began to sing "Amazing Grace", and basically sang that song the whole night. (At some points we also sang "Nothing but the Blood of Jesus" and "Oh the Blood of Jesus".)
At first, they just shouted at us, using crude, rude, and foul language and calling us names like "haters" and "bigots". Since it was a long night, I can't even begin to remember all of the things that were shouted and/or chanted at us.
Then, they started throwing hot coffee, some people got it in their faces, soda and alcohol on us and spitting (and maybe even peeing) on us. Then, a group of guys surrounded us with whistles, and blasted them inches away from our ears continually.
Then, they started getting violent and started shoving us. We just gathered in as tight as we could together and worshiped singing Amazing Grace. At one point a man tried to steal one of our Bibles. Chrisdene noticed, so she walked up to him and said "Hey, that's not yours, can you please give it back?". He responded by hitting her on the head with the Bible, shoving her to the ground, and kicking her. I called the cops, and when they got there, they pulled her out of the circle and asked her if she wanted to press charges. She said "No, tell him I forgive him." Afterwards, she didn't rejoin us in the circle, but she made friends with one of the people in the crowd, and really connected heart to heart.
Roger got death threats. As the leader of our group, people looked him in the eyes and said "I am going to kill you.", and they were serious. A cop heard one of them, and confronted him.
It wasn't long before the violence turned to perversion. They were touching and grabbing me, , even trying to take off my pants - basically trying to molest me. I used one hand to hold my pants up, while I used the other arm to hold one of the girls. The guys huddled around all the girls, and protected them.
Soon after, the cops came and stood between us and the mob. When it was getting more heated, the cops were like "You guys should leave." because it was getting harder to protect us. and Roger said "We want to stay." Then he said if you want to get out you have to get out now.
Someone tried to steal my backpack, but I tapped a cop on the shoulder, and said "Hey, that's my bag." and he got it from him and gave it to me. Others weren't so lucky. Probably half our team got their jackets stolen.
Eventually, as the crowd was getting more and more uncontrollable, the cops were afraid for our lives, so they escorted us to our van. (The cops were very nice to us from start to finish.) Our van was parked pretty far because it was hard to find parking that day. As the cops escorted us, the mob followed us, until the cops formed a line, and held off the people so we could drive away. We took the long way home, just in case anyone tried to follow us.
When we got home, we prayed and sang more, and then prayed over each-other.The whole experience made me love, and brought me closer to God, and my friends, and the people in the Castro, as well as the church in general, and the lost in general.
Please know my heart. All of what we do is for the Love of Jesus Christ, and the love for those in the Castro. The Bible says to love God, and then love people. We can only love because He loved us first. We can't hate the people because they are just broken and blinded by the spirit of this age. Our battle is not against flesh and blood, but against Principalities and Powers. It's not a political thing, we just love the people.
As the mob raged, all I could pray was "God have mercy.". It really is all about God's mercy. He desires mercy over judgment. He desires for all to be saved.
This is the raw footage of the walk from 18th and Castro Street to our car. It was only the very tail end of the night and says that we were all about prop8... when in reality we had nothing to do with prop 8 this night.
http://www.ktvu.com/news/17986914/detail.html
Thank you for praying for us, and more for this people in the Castro. We have found ourselves even more broken over them. We love you!
-Missy
I share the sentiment of Missy: I am not trying to arouse any kind of hatred or fear of homosexuals; I love them with all my heart and would gladly lay down my life for any one of them.
Rather, I am trying to inform Christians on what any one of us may have to face if we are going to profess Jesus Christ. The Christians in this account were not political activists, and yet they still faced persecution. This is not Sodom and Gomorrah. This is not Europe. This is America.
What would you have done if you were there that night? What would be more important to you? Your rights? Your safety? Or your testimony?
These things I have spoken unto you, that in Me ye might have peace. In the world ye shall have tribulation: but be of good cheer; I have overcome the world.
-Jesus
( rant is posted at the bottom)
Basically, its against gay marriage and the fact that we shouldn't be angry because I don't have full civil rights.
So this person then wrote this on the comment:
"As an aside, homosexuality is demonic. It is a result of a demon spirit, and instead of hanging out with homosexual, we should be casting the devil out. I pray that we get a clue and start seeking the Lord until we can walk up to homosexuals and set them free. Arguing with them is stupid."
HAHAHA. REALLY? Well, it looks like I am possessed and a demon.
Demons are HOT.
Take a look at Days of our lives back in 1996 when Marlena ( who was just fired ) had a demon in her.
If me being a demon means that I can get my voice that low then I'm down!
and can you imagine me with those eyes? With my blond hair and those eyes I would be killer!
I read a very disturbing blog entry this morning here, and decided to post the eyewitness account of one of the members of the Christian prayer group that was assaulted and molested by a Sodom-like mob of homosexuals in San Francisco.
We wanted to write you and fill you guys in on what happened to our team here in San Francisco last night. This is what happened from Daniel's point of view and gives a pretty good overview of the night.
I went to the Castro (the homosexual district of San Francisco) with JHOPSF (I have been with the Justice House of Prayer San Francisco since April 2008.) like we usually do on Friday nights. Normally, we sit on 18th and Castro, and someone plays the guitar, and we all worship God. Often times people will be drawn to us, even if only for curiosity of what we're doing, so we get to talk to them, and tell them about the Love of Jesus Christ. On rare occasions, when the Holy Spirit clearly guides one of us (Usually a leader, probably Roger), one person will open-air preach for a little bit.
Sometimes a person will yell at us, or maybe a few. Sometimes people will ignore us. Sometimes people will let us pray with them. We get different responses from different people each time, but the Lord always meets us there.
This time was not a normal night. It was the first time we'd been back in the Castro to do our normal outreach since California Proposition 8, which defined marriage as "one man with one woman" was passed. Apparently, previously, someone at a no on 8 rally singled out Promised Land Fellowship (The church that we attend), and specifically the team they send out to the Castro on Friday nights (Us) as being affiliated with the yes on 8 campaign (Which is partially true. All the individuals involved with the Castro Outreach were involved with the yes on 8 campaign, but mostly in prayer. However, the Castro Outreach isn't about Gay marriage, or politics - it's about Jesus Christ.).
We played the guitar and sang together and worshiped the Lord. Nobody preached. Nobody even really talked to anyone except for a little bit near the beginning. After just singing and worshiping God for a while, Roger decided that we should all hold hands in a circle and continue singing. So we did.
Someone (Actually a person who came up and hugged and kissed some of us who he knew from the past and was asking us how we were doing) convinced some people that we were there to protest against the no on 8 campaign. Then some guy who was dressed up like one of the sisters (The sisters of perpetual indulgence is a group of men who dress up in drag like nuns and call themselves the spiritual authority of the Castro.) took a curtain-type thing (Which I think they use to curse people) and wrapped it around us.
Then a crowd started gathering. We began to sing "Amazing Grace", and basically sang that song the whole night. (At some points we also sang "Nothing but the Blood of Jesus" and "Oh the Blood of Jesus".)
At first, they just shouted at us, using crude, rude, and foul language and calling us names like "haters" and "bigots". Since it was a long night, I can't even begin to remember all of the things that were shouted and/or chanted at us.
Then, they started throwing hot coffee, some people got it in their faces, soda and alcohol on us and spitting (and maybe even peeing) on us. Then, a group of guys surrounded us with whistles, and blasted them inches away from our ears continually.
Then, they started getting violent and started shoving us. We just gathered in as tight as we could together and worshiped singing Amazing Grace. At one point a man tried to steal one of our Bibles. Chrisdene noticed, so she walked up to him and said "Hey, that's not yours, can you please give it back?". He responded by hitting her on the head with the Bible, shoving her to the ground, and kicking her. I called the cops, and when they got there, they pulled her out of the circle and asked her if she wanted to press charges. She said "No, tell him I forgive him." Afterwards, she didn't rejoin us in the circle, but she made friends with one of the people in the crowd, and really connected heart to heart.
Roger got death threats. As the leader of our group, people looked him in the eyes and said "I am going to kill you.", and they were serious. A cop heard one of them, and confronted him.
It wasn't long before the violence turned to perversion. They were touching and grabbing me, , even trying to take off my pants - basically trying to molest me. I used one hand to hold my pants up, while I used the other arm to hold one of the girls. The guys huddled around all the girls, and protected them.
Soon after, the cops came and stood between us and the mob. When it was getting more heated, the cops were like "You guys should leave." because it was getting harder to protect us. and Roger said "We want to stay." Then he said if you want to get out you have to get out now.
Someone tried to steal my backpack, but I tapped a cop on the shoulder, and said "Hey, that's my bag." and he got it from him and gave it to me. Others weren't so lucky. Probably half our team got their jackets stolen.
Eventually, as the crowd was getting more and more uncontrollable, the cops were afraid for our lives, so they escorted us to our van. (The cops were very nice to us from start to finish.) Our van was parked pretty far because it was hard to find parking that day. As the cops escorted us, the mob followed us, until the cops formed a line, and held off the people so we could drive away. We took the long way home, just in case anyone tried to follow us.
When we got home, we prayed and sang more, and then prayed over each-other.The whole experience made me love, and brought me closer to God, and my friends, and the people in the Castro, as well as the church in general, and the lost in general.
Please know my heart. All of what we do is for the Love of Jesus Christ, and the love for those in the Castro. The Bible says to love God, and then love people. We can only love because He loved us first. We can't hate the people because they are just broken and blinded by the spirit of this age. Our battle is not against flesh and blood, but against Principalities and Powers. It's not a political thing, we just love the people.
As the mob raged, all I could pray was "God have mercy.". It really is all about God's mercy. He desires mercy over judgment. He desires for all to be saved.
This is the raw footage of the walk from 18th and Castro Street to our car. It was only the very tail end of the night and says that we were all about prop8... when in reality we had nothing to do with prop 8 this night.
http://www.ktvu.com/news/17986914/detail.html
Thank you for praying for us, and more for this people in the Castro. We have found ourselves even more broken over them. We love you!
-Missy
I share the sentiment of Missy: I am not trying to arouse any kind of hatred or fear of homosexuals; I love them with all my heart and would gladly lay down my life for any one of them.
Rather, I am trying to inform Christians on what any one of us may have to face if we are going to profess Jesus Christ. The Christians in this account were not political activists, and yet they still faced persecution. This is not Sodom and Gomorrah. This is not Europe. This is America.
What would you have done if you were there that night? What would be more important to you? Your rights? Your safety? Or your testimony?
These things I have spoken unto you, that in Me ye might have peace. In the world ye shall have tribulation: but be of good cheer; I have overcome the world.
-Jesus
Monday, November 17, 2008
50 bucks.
In honor of David Cook taping something down the hall on my floor at work right now - Here is a video of girls who reacted when he won American Idol. They obvi were for David Archuleta ( who lost )
The tall one in the middle is SO ME. I swear.
The best part is at the 2:22 mark when the girl says:
I BET 50 dollars he would win
and then the other girl screams -
I DON'T EVEN HAVE 50 dollars!!!
just amazing.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Is this a voice from Heaven or a woman?
I cannot stop watching this. I cannot stop watching this. I cannot stop watching this. I cannot stop watching this. I cannot stop watching this.
HOW DOES HE DO IT????????????
and while you are it, check this one out.
and now I am kind of not believing this is happening
If that doesn't put you in the Christmas spirit early.. then I am not sure what will!!
and finally, this goes out to JN!
I can't stop adding his videos!!
I think this one is the best!
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Gay's should boycott weddings.
Get into it!
I love how this queen says we gays should boycott weddings. It's so true.
And now that I think about it. Gay people DO make weddings fun.
We design dresses.
We do makeup.
We own florists.
We DJ.
We start the dancing at weddings.
let's boycott weddings.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Sarah Hair
Matt Lauer interviews Sarah Palin.
Is it me or has her hair gone to shit since the campaign ended?
Notice around the 2:00 minute mark Matt asks her about if she will trust Obama as President.
I really believe she is sincere when she says this.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Protest in West Hollywood Last Night against Prop 8 - man beat by police
There was a protest last night in West Hollywood about the gay marriage ban - Prop 8.
Watch as police beat a guy ( 44 second mark )who breaks through the barricade. Not sure why he did it and I'm not sure why the police had to react the way they did. Just to clear things up - this guy was against the prop. Which means he is for gay marriage and is probably gay himself.
This Prop 8 things continues to make my blood boil.
dammit.
Dancing in the Streets for Obama - NYC and Seattle style
Downtown Seattle:
This one is my favorite. It makes me wish I would have been in Seattle for this moment. Everyone dancing in the streets singing the Journey song - Don't stop Believin'. This actually gave me chills!
Moments after Barack Obama is Announced President from Eric Leven on Vimeo.
NYC: Union Square
The above video is from NYC in Union Square. Some awesome moments are at 1:50, 3:07. Notice how at the beginning of the video someone in DSW is flashing the store front sign off and on. Love it.
Fort Greene - Brooklyn
This one is my favorite. It makes me wish I would have been in Seattle for this moment. Everyone dancing in the streets singing the Journey song - Don't stop Believin'. This actually gave me chills!
Moments after Barack Obama is Announced President from Eric Leven on Vimeo.
NYC: Union Square
The above video is from NYC in Union Square. Some awesome moments are at 1:50, 3:07. Notice how at the beginning of the video someone in DSW is flashing the store front sign off and on. Love it.
Fort Greene - Brooklyn
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
when you hear something twice.. it can mean something totally different..
I remember back in April when I on the campus of UPenn campaigning for Hillary and a frat house starting playing this on these huge speakers. We were doing a small Hillary rally on the corner. No matter how hard we tried, this song drowned us out.
At the time, it upset me. Mainly because it was not who I wanted to win.
Tonight, when I heard this song again - the tears started to flow.
and now all i can say..
obamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobama
obamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobama
obamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobama
obamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobama
obamaobamaobamaobama
obama.
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