go away Mike Huckabee

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Mike Huckabee Pt. 2

Barack Obama Interview
John McCain Interview

Sarah Palin Video
Funny Election Video

I love Jon Stewart.

Last night , Mike Fuckabee was on his show talking about his new load of dog shit book.

A lot of you have just recently had to stomach the douchebag that is Mike Huckabee, but my ass has had to put up with his shit most of my life.

Fuckabee was Governor of Arkansas most of the time that I grew up there. I had friends who was friends with his children. I would go to Speech and Debate tournaments and see Sarah all the time. My high school would kick the shit out of her high school ( anyway this isn't the point of this post )

Fuckabee is a former Baptist Minister who of course is against us HORRIBLE, SINFUL GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL - GAYS.

a few of my favorite spots in the clip above:

1:10 mark - "30 states had Mike Huckabee on the ballot and they chose John McCain"

SNAP!

3:40 mark: "Religion is far more of a choice than Homosexuality."
"At what age did you chose NOT to be gay?"

DOUBLE SNAP!!!

When will this man ever go away?!

Mom, can you hand me a towel?!

Seriously. I just almost died.

Here I am trying to wind down from a long day surfing the internets and I decide to read my favorite blog dlisted.

We have all seen the "Put a ring on it" video's on YouTube - Now I guess it's time for the Britney video's of her new song - Circus.

Watch the clip above.

BUT WAIT -

This best part of this shit is at the very end - starting at the 3:20 mark.

YOU WILL DIE. Not only has his mom been watching the entire time but she HANDS ME A DAMN TOWEL TO DRY OFF.

You can't hear any sound but I can imagine it went like this:

Mom:( during his dancing ) Come on, Scotty! 5,6,7,8!

and then when he is done

Scotty: Mom!!! I hope your voice wasn't heard on the video! Can you hand me a towel? I am like soaking wet and I can't get out of the shower!

this is like a motherfuckin' CIRCUS!

* look, yes I am a bit jealous of this kid. I wish I could still dance in a shower like that and it be ok. If YouTube was around when I was 18. GOD HELP US ALL! *

those pesky facebook pictures

They say that Obama's administration will be the most vetted one yet..

And we all know how important it is to do that.. ( coughs - Sarah Palin )

So what do you do when your 27 year old chief speech writer has a little controversial fun and the pictures show up on...facebook.

That's what happened today.

The young man responsible for all those inspirational speeches during the campaign and the mind of the ones to come, Jon Favreau was almost in some trouble today.

Yes, the picture of above is him on the left. And Yes, that is a cut out of the future Secretary of State - Hillary Clinton. And Yes, that is his hand on her breast -ish

The picture showed up on facebook today and was quickly taken down along with all other pictures of Jon except for one face pic on his profile.

I was wondering how he was going to answer the following -

"Question No. 58 in the transition team vetting document for the Obama White House asks that applicants: "Please provide the URL address of any websites that feature you in either a personal or professional capacity (e.g. Facebook, My Space, etc.)"

Question No. 63 asks that applicants "please provide any other information ... that could ... be a possible source of embarrassment to you, your family, or the President-Elect."

You can read the article on the Washington Post

not so fast Beyonce

uh oh oh oh whoa uh oh oh oh oh...

I have never really been a fan of Ms. Beyonce Knowles. I never really thought she ever had any originality. more of a product.

But then this bitch releases her I am..Sascha Fierce CD. I loved it.

( mainly because she calls herself Sascha Fierce )

I am sure everyone has seen the ton of Single Ladies parodies out. From little Twink, Shane Mercado , that big guy in the spandex leotard.

But then yesterday I found something VERY interesting.




yup. that bitch stole that dance from Fosse.

Really?

I guess if you want to keep things from Beyonce..

you better put a COPYRIGHT on it.

my roommate is growing..a pineapple

So, I come home from work yesterday and I notice something strange on the table in the living room.

I cautiously approach the "thing" on the table.

I turn on more lights.

I stand looking down over the table. I say to myself -

"What the fuck is that?"

THAT is a fucking pineapple top. THAT is sitting in a glass of water.

I knew who would do something like this..

My roommate and long time girlfriend, Matthew. ( who, obviously, is the most random person I know )

Matthew explains to me that yes, he is growing a pineapple.

I couldn't stop laughing --

still can't.

Anyway, google tells me that it will take him 2-3 years to do this -- if bugs or mites don't get a hold of it first.

OK, now that is where I draw the damn line. I will not have bugs and mites in my apartment.

That shit needs to go...out the window.

ps. that shit already looks sick.

Forever in History..I shall be.

I am sure you have heard me talk on and on about the time I was behind Hillary Clinton during her "almost concession " speech.

Even Jimmy Kimmel talked about me on his show.
30 second mark.




ANYWAY,

A friend sent me a messege on facebook the other night saying they saw me on CNN. With all the talk about Hil being Secretary of State they are playing old clips.

and tonight, I am watching CNN and I see myself. again. Watch below.




And here is the shirt I wore that night. I should frame this damn thing and donate the shit to the Smithsonian. It could be on display next to Judy Garland's shoes from The Wizard of Oz.

gays are demons. duh.

So there is this article on facebook that a friend posted.

( rant is posted at the bottom)

Basically, its against gay marriage and the fact that we shouldn't be angry because I don't have full civil rights.

So this person then wrote this on the comment:

"As an aside, homosexuality is demonic. It is a result of a demon spirit, and instead of hanging out with homosexual, we should be casting the devil out. I pray that we get a clue and start seeking the Lord until we can walk up to homosexuals and set them free. Arguing with them is stupid."

HAHAHA. REALLY? Well, it looks like I am possessed and a demon.

Demons are HOT.
Take a look at Days of our lives back in 1996 when Marlena ( who was just fired ) had a demon in her.

If me being a demon means that I can get my voice that low then I'm down!
and can you imagine me with those eyes? With my blond hair and those eyes I would be killer!




I read a very disturbing blog entry this morning here, and decided to post the eyewitness account of one of the members of the Christian prayer group that was assaulted and molested by a Sodom-like mob of homosexuals in San Francisco.

We wanted to write you and fill you guys in on what happened to our team here in San Francisco last night. This is what happened from Daniel's point of view and gives a pretty good overview of the night.

I went to the Castro (the homosexual district of San Francisco) with JHOPSF (I have been with the Justice House of Prayer San Francisco since April 2008.) like we usually do on Friday nights. Normally, we sit on 18th and Castro, and someone plays the guitar, and we all worship God. Often times people will be drawn to us, even if only for curiosity of what we're doing, so we get to talk to them, and tell them about the Love of Jesus Christ. On rare occasions, when the Holy Spirit clearly guides one of us (Usually a leader, probably Roger), one person will open-air preach for a little bit.

Sometimes a person will yell at us, or maybe a few. Sometimes people will ignore us. Sometimes people will let us pray with them. We get different responses from different people each time, but the Lord always meets us there.

This time was not a normal night. It was the first time we'd been back in the Castro to do our normal outreach since California Proposition 8, which defined marriage as "one man with one woman" was passed. Apparently, previously, someone at a no on 8 rally singled out Promised Land Fellowship (The church that we attend), and specifically the team they send out to the Castro on Friday nights (Us) as being affiliated with the yes on 8 campaign (Which is partially true. All the individuals involved with the Castro Outreach were involved with the yes on 8 campaign, but mostly in prayer. However, the Castro Outreach isn't about Gay marriage, or politics - it's about Jesus Christ.).

We played the guitar and sang together and worshiped the Lord. Nobody preached. Nobody even really talked to anyone except for a little bit near the beginning. After just singing and worshiping God for a while, Roger decided that we should all hold hands in a circle and continue singing. So we did.

Someone (Actually a person who came up and hugged and kissed some of us who he knew from the past and was asking us how we were doing) convinced some people that we were there to protest against the no on 8 campaign. Then some guy who was dressed up like one of the sisters (The sisters of perpetual indulgence is a group of men who dress up in drag like nuns and call themselves the spiritual authority of the Castro.) took a curtain-type thing (Which I think they use to curse people) and wrapped it around us.

Then a crowd started gathering. We began to sing "Amazing Grace", and basically sang that song the whole night. (At some points we also sang "Nothing but the Blood of Jesus" and "Oh the Blood of Jesus".)

At first, they just shouted at us, using crude, rude, and foul language and calling us names like "haters" and "bigots". Since it was a long night, I can't even begin to remember all of the things that were shouted and/or chanted at us.

Then, they started throwing hot coffee, some people got it in their faces, soda and alcohol on us and spitting (and maybe even peeing) on us. Then, a group of guys surrounded us with whistles, and blasted them inches away from our ears continually.

Then, they started getting violent and started shoving us. We just gathered in as tight as we could together and worshiped singing Amazing Grace. At one point a man tried to steal one of our Bibles. Chrisdene noticed, so she walked up to him and said "Hey, that's not yours, can you please give it back?". He responded by hitting her on the head with the Bible, shoving her to the ground, and kicking her. I called the cops, and when they got there, they pulled her out of the circle and asked her if she wanted to press charges. She said "No, tell him I forgive him." Afterwards, she didn't rejoin us in the circle, but she made friends with one of the people in the crowd, and really connected heart to heart.

Roger got death threats. As the leader of our group, people looked him in the eyes and said "I am going to kill you.", and they were serious. A cop heard one of them, and confronted him.

It wasn't long before the violence turned to perversion. They were touching and grabbing me, , even trying to take off my pants - basically trying to molest me. I used one hand to hold my pants up, while I used the other arm to hold one of the girls. The guys huddled around all the girls, and protected them.

Soon after, the cops came and stood between us and the mob. When it was getting more heated, the cops were like "You guys should leave." because it was getting harder to protect us. and Roger said "We want to stay." Then he said if you want to get out you have to get out now.

Someone tried to steal my backpack, but I tapped a cop on the shoulder, and said "Hey, that's my bag." and he got it from him and gave it to me. Others weren't so lucky. Probably half our team got their jackets stolen.

Eventually, as the crowd was getting more and more uncontrollable, the cops were afraid for our lives, so they escorted us to our van. (The cops were very nice to us from start to finish.) Our van was parked pretty far because it was hard to find parking that day. As the cops escorted us, the mob followed us, until the cops formed a line, and held off the people so we could drive away. We took the long way home, just in case anyone tried to follow us.

When we got home, we prayed and sang more, and then prayed over each-other.The whole experience made me love, and brought me closer to God, and my friends, and the people in the Castro, as well as the church in general, and the lost in general.

Please know my heart. All of what we do is for the Love of Jesus Christ, and the love for those in the Castro. The Bible says to love God, and then love people. We can only love because He loved us first. We can't hate the people because they are just broken and blinded by the spirit of this age. Our battle is not against flesh and blood, but against Principalities and Powers. It's not a political thing, we just love the people.

As the mob raged, all I could pray was "God have mercy.". It really is all about God's mercy. He desires mercy over judgment. He desires for all to be saved.

This is the raw footage of the walk from 18th and Castro Street to our car. It was only the very tail end of the night and says that we were all about prop8... when in reality we had nothing to do with prop 8 this night.

http://www.ktvu.com/news/17986914/detail.html

Thank you for praying for us, and more for this people in the Castro. We have found ourselves even more broken over them. We love you!

-Missy



I share the sentiment of Missy: I am not trying to arouse any kind of hatred or fear of homosexuals; I love them with all my heart and would gladly lay down my life for any one of them.

Rather, I am trying to inform Christians on what any one of us may have to face if we are going to profess Jesus Christ. The Christians in this account were not political activists, and yet they still faced persecution. This is not Sodom and Gomorrah. This is not Europe. This is America.

What would you have done if you were there that night? What would be more important to you? Your rights? Your safety? Or your testimony?

These things I have spoken unto you, that in Me ye might have peace. In the world ye shall have tribulation: but be of good cheer; I have overcome the world.
-Jesus

50 bucks.

In honor of David Cook taping something down the hall on my floor at work right now - Here is a video of girls who reacted when he won American Idol. They obvi were for David Archuleta ( who lost )

The tall one in the middle is SO ME. I swear.

The best part is at the 2:22 mark when the girl says:

I BET 50 dollars he would win

and then the other girl screams -

I DON'T EVEN HAVE 50 dollars!!!

just amazing.

Is this a voice from Heaven or a woman?

I cannot stop watching this. I cannot stop watching this. I cannot stop watching this. I cannot stop watching this. I cannot stop watching this.

HOW DOES HE DO IT????????????

and while you are it, check this one out.




and now I am kind of not believing this is happening




If that doesn't put you in the Christmas spirit early.. then I am not sure what will!!


and finally, this goes out to JN!



I can't stop adding his videos!!
I think this one is the best!

Gay's should boycott weddings.

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Get into it!

I love how this queen says we gays should boycott weddings. It's so true.

And now that I think about it. Gay people DO make weddings fun.

We design dresses.
We do makeup.
We own florists.
We DJ.
We start the dancing at weddings.

let's boycott weddings.

Sarah Hair

Matt Lauer interviews Sarah Palin.

Is it me or has her hair gone to shit since the campaign ended?

Notice around the 2:00 minute mark Matt asks her about if she will trust Obama as President.

I really believe she is sincere when she says this.

Keith Olbermann let's us have it on Prop 8

Protest in West Hollywood Last Night against Prop 8 - man beat by police

There was a protest last night in West Hollywood about the gay marriage ban - Prop 8.

Watch as police beat a guy ( 44 second mark )who breaks through the barricade. Not sure why he did it and I'm not sure why the police had to react the way they did. Just to clear things up - this guy was against the prop. Which means he is for gay marriage and is probably gay himself.

This Prop 8 things continues to make my blood boil.

dammit.

Dancing in the Streets for Obama - NYC and Seattle style

Downtown Seattle:
This one is my favorite. It makes me wish I would have been in Seattle for this moment. Everyone dancing in the streets singing the Journey song - Don't stop Believin'. This actually gave me chills!






Moments after Barack Obama is Announced President from Eric Leven on Vimeo.


NYC: Union Square
The above video is from NYC in Union Square. Some awesome moments are at 1:50, 3:07. Notice how at the beginning of the video someone in DSW is flashing the store front sign off and on. Love it.





Fort Greene - Brooklyn

when you hear something twice.. it can mean something totally different..

I remember back in April when I on the campus of UPenn campaigning for Hillary and a frat house starting playing this on these huge speakers. We were doing a small Hillary rally on the corner. No matter how hard we tried, this song drowned us out.

At the time, it upset me. Mainly because it was not who I wanted to win.

Tonight, when I heard this song again - the tears started to flow.

and now all i can say..

obamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobama
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obama.

american prayer

Cher talks Barack

Yes, Cher is still around. The video above proves it and the bitch still looks fierce! I bet she has her own private entrance to her plastic surgery place because she goes so much.

Cher speaks out about the election.

She tells she has been alive for 11 presidents. Come on, we all know she will be alive for the next 300. Why? Because at the end of time all that will be left will be Cher and cockroaches.

Cher, you better rock the fuck out of her BARACK THE VOTE shirt you have on with those arm glove thingys you are wearing.

FIERCE.

Here is the text of the interview.

BILLY BUSH: If you don't open that right side of the jacket it just says, "Rack The Vote."

CHER: Okay but now you can see what it says.

BUSH: Yes "Barack, Barack The Vote."

CHER: Yes.

BUSH: So not off to the Palin rally?

CHER: Oh no. No, that would, I would, that would only be in my nightmares.

BARACK OBAMA: And you and I together we are gonna change the country and change the world.

CHER: You know he's by far the best candidate. And, and the Republicans. I don't know I'm an independent but I just don't think I could ever vote for a Republican. I guess maybe it would depend on the person but I just think our views are diametrically opposed. I was telling someone, I've been alive for 11 presidents and I feel that this is the worst time I've ever seen. You know? And the, and the country is so divided. And it's still gonna be divided but I honestly think there are some people that are healing people and there are some people like this President we have right now, that are just, you know he says, he's the Big Decider, but I think he's the Big Divider.

idiots

Besides taking our country back, restoring our standing in the world, and everything else..

I think the best part I am going to love about Election day is that the people in the video above will go ape shit nuts ( not in a good way ) when Obama wins.

I will be drinking my glass of champagne and laughing my ass off.

We interrupt this program to bring you Obama's message.

(cue the amber waves of grain) or is that wheat?

(cue the American flags waving)

(cue the African Americans)

(cue the white folks, the babies, the latino's)

(51 second mark cue - Obama's own version of the rustic version of the Oval office - ( picture frames, bay window, desk)

I may have blond hair but Obama recorded this video back in March.

*Moments I loved

The bumper ( window ) sticker of the family. Can you imagine if you were Morman? That damn thing would take up the entire window plus the bumper!

2:23 -
OBAMA -"She bought a house outside of the city so her kids could attend GOOD schools."
MICHAEL - Wait, so school's INSIDE of the city aren't any good?

(cue the woman's 5,067 kids eating at the dinner table)
(cue medical problem of woman's husband that will make all of us weep)

2:50 -
She shows us her refrigerato.
Um, THEY HAVE MORE THAN I DO IN MINE!!!

3:11( cue the son's football team. make it appeal to the South and Middle America )

3:40
She remembers a time when she didn't have to worry about this stuff
hmm... during President Clinton's years? k.thnx.bye.

3:50 * this totally could win an Oscar! *

4:25 OBAMA- "The bottom fell out" that's what she said

SERIOUSLY,
I cannot do this for the entire 30 minutes Obama talked. I have had way to many drinks and here is the bottom line.

WOO! Go O! You were able to buy prime time TV! BUT you said nothing new and it seemed like this shit was directed by some Hollywood liberal ( who I love )

Basically, not sure how many people this actually convinced but it had to be done.

Props to Obama for making his campaign a campaign of current day.

* a logo that is almost as good as the Nike logo
* primetime tv before the fucking world series
* a rockstar approach

an AMAZING approach.

Let's do this shit.

And to those friends out there who are only voting Republican because "your family is and God this and against abortion this and gay people that"

THINK OUTSIDE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' BOX.


ps. don't you think for one second this bitch didn't cry during this obamainfromerical.

Don't fuck with Nancy Grace ( she will rip you a new one! )

I remember back in 2003 when Nancy " don't fuck with me" Grace became famous for the Laci Peterson/Scott Peterson Murder. She used to rip everyone a new asshole on Larry King. I used to think that she was going to hurt poor fragile Larry. I swear one time I saw her head turn totally around and spew green stuff out of her mouth.

Anyway, Watch the clip above of her interviewing the mother of the guy they have in custody for the murder's of Jennifer Hudson's family.

She gets REALLY spicy around the 4:50 mark.

I think her having a child has made her even more bitchy.

Love it!

i heart amy sedaris

watch this shit.

what she needs.

All anchorwoman Barbara West needs is a big peen dildo up her butt.

blah

Just 8 more days. Just 8 more days. Just 8 more days.

( clicks his heels 3 times )

is that an actual question?

This is some good shit.

I love when dumbass news people make a fool of themselves on TV. It makes things so much more exciting.

The clip above - is just that. A FL anchorwoman ( who is married to a well known republican strategist ) decided to ask Joe Biden a couple of wonky ( and funny ) questions.

Watch how Biden answers her. I suggest watching the video starting 2:10 minutes into it until the end.

and then if you wish write the station and tell them to put a bag over that woman's head next time she goes on air.

Sound off here

and they still don't get it!

picture taken at a McCain rally in FL.

SOME.
PEOPLE.
JUST.
DON'T.
GET.
IT.

I just don't get it.

Watch this clip of a guy who took this video in Oakland, CA. It gets good around the 1:30 mark. Watch until the end.

It's about Prop 8 in CA about legalizing gay marriage.

Can I give my true feelings on this?

Thanks.

First of all that nasty woman is asked what her position is on prop 8 and she responds : " What is my position?" UM DUH. YOUR POSITION IS SITTING ON YOUR FAT ASS! sorry uncalled for. I know


I kind of have an issue when people ( like the one's in the video) who do not fit the "norm" ( african americans, latino's, and any other group of people who are not white ) that protest against another group of people that has struggle much like themselves. It shows that they really do not understand what they are opposing. Their argument is that gay people aren't born gay and they can control it.

Yeah, That makes so much sense. I woke up one day and was like " Gee, I would love to be called a FAG and made fun of in elementary school and walk down the street and have someone yell FAG"
I also chose to live a life where I do not get the same rights as every other American Citizen.

Basically, I have no fun in my life and being gay is a way to spice things up.

WHATEVER!

Listen people . I chose to be gay the same way you chose to be your race.
OH WAIT! YOU COULDN'T DO THAT BECAUSE THAT'S JUST HOW YOU ARE!!!

Some people might consider what I am saying "Racist" It's not. Its my frustration with people not having/understand

Empathy

Allow me to define it for you:
Empathy - is the capacity to recognize or understand another's state of mind or emotion. It is often characterized as the ability to "put oneself into another's shoes", or to in some way experience the outlook or emotions of another being within oneself.

So there you have it-
My rant. My sadness, My frustration.

Words to live by

I need to print this shit out and blow up into a poster and put it all over my apartment and on the wall in my office.

25 ways to avoid a hangover

I need my picture with Obama

I am sure this won't happen. Especially after he is elected.

But it would look so nice next to my 4,000 pictures I have with Hillary in my Hillary shrine located inside my closet at home.

My shrine consists of all newspaper clippings of Hillary over the past year. My hand cramps sometimes from having to cut out all of those and I barely got any sleep during the primary season. That woman was in like every major newspaper 4 times a day!

Besides all the newspapers clipping that are glued to my wall closet I have all 4,000 pictures of me and her framed hanging over the clippings. You might be asking yourself how all of this fits inside my closet. Well, I have a huge ass closet and I have moved all my clothes out of it.

When I come home, I open my closet/shrine door and turn on the light. Of course, I leave a candle burning constantly 24/7. After I turn the light on - I hit play on the cd player I have mounted on the wall so I can play the audio version of her memior "Living History" I then shut the door because I know how Hillary likes to hear herself talk.

At night when I go to bed. I open the door ( and yes, that damn book is still playing. It's 8 hours long! ) and tell Hill goodnight and that I love her.

note: i am totally kidding.

Do you ever think about...

Celebs pooping?

No seriously, I think about this sometimes.
When I am not thinking about what bar to hit after work or how I can get Britney Spears phone number.. I think about celebs pooping.

Just today I was at lunch with a friend and this conversation came up.

me: Do you ever think about Hillary Clinton taking a poop?

friend: um..no

me: oh ok.

I guess it's just hard to imagine someone like Julia Roberts going into the bathroom to poop. It makes the untouchable celebs human.. at least it does in my mind..