Wednesday, October 15, 2008

I need my picture with Obama


I am sure this won't happen. Especially after he is elected.

But it would look so nice next to my 4,000 pictures I have with Hillary in my Hillary shrine located inside my closet at home.

My shrine consists of all newspaper clippings of Hillary over the past year. My hand cramps sometimes from having to cut out all of those and I barely got any sleep during the primary season. That woman was in like every major newspaper 4 times a day!

Besides all the newspapers clipping that are glued to my wall closet I have all 4,000 pictures of me and her framed hanging over the clippings. You might be asking yourself how all of this fits inside my closet. Well, I have a huge ass closet and I have moved all my clothes out of it.

When I come home, I open my closet/shrine door and turn on the light. Of course, I leave a candle burning constantly 24/7. After I turn the light on - I hit play on the cd player I have mounted on the wall so I can play the audio version of her memior "Living History" I then shut the door because I know how Hillary likes to hear herself talk.

At night when I go to bed. I open the door ( and yes, that damn book is still playing. It's 8 hours long! ) and tell Hill goodnight and that I love her.

note: i am totally kidding.

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