Arkansas gots yo back.

While I was out at what could easily be called the MOST FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE -GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME- dinner tonight - America voted and here is who they chose.

These bitches made the cut tonight on American Shitshow.


And then something happened YA'LL!!!! KRIS ALLEN MADE IT!
Kris Allen is from a city named Conway. Can you guess where that city is?

ARKANSAS!



Bill, Hillary and I will make sure you at least make it to #2 like Hillary did. ( you might have a debt of about 10 million! ) After that, Kris, we cannot promise shit. You are on your own. Show that charming Arkansas accent, talk about how Conway, AR has a Sonic and you will be golden.

The wine is telling me it's bedtime.

In true American Shitshow fashion - here is the song I am listening to as I get ready for bed - song