Saturday, January 31, 2009

the only time i would ever vote republican..



ok, so that will probably never happen.

But this morning I was browsing the Huffington Post and came across this stupid poll about who the hottest new freshman in Congress.

and then I saw him.

Aaron Schock. 27 years old. Newly elected Congressman from IL.

So yes, I probably wouldn't ever vote for a republican but that doesn't mean that I wouldn't have sex with one.

I am sure I already have at some point.

Aaron, I will be waiting for you in the bathroom stall of an airport where I am sure you will be found with every other republican senator/congressman/man.

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