my roommate is growing..a pineapple

So, I come home from work yesterday and I notice something strange on the table in the living room.

I cautiously approach the "thing" on the table.

I turn on more lights.

I stand looking down over the table. I say to myself -

"What the fuck is that?"

THAT is a fucking pineapple top. THAT is sitting in a glass of water.

I knew who would do something like this..

My roommate and long time girlfriend, Matthew. ( who, obviously, is the most random person I know )

Matthew explains to me that yes, he is growing a pineapple.

I couldn't stop laughing --

still can't.

Anyway, google tells me that it will take him 2-3 years to do this -- if bugs or mites don't get a hold of it first.

OK, now that is where I draw the damn line. I will not have bugs and mites in my apartment.

That shit needs to go...out the window.

ps. that shit already looks sick.